If You Thought the Target stuff was Stupid?

If you thought the Target crap was bizzare, take a look at these jewels I ran across at "Bealls" outlet store. Top quality!

Lets start with "Metro Kid"- This is just too damned easy. I saw the episode of Southpark where all THOSE kids went "Metro". Wow, life in the Ukraine must be tuff.

Again, too easy.

Strawberry Shortcake goes "ghetto". It is all good, Strawberry. Or, should I say "Skrawburry Shirtcake?"

Next, we have AUTOBIKE. Bear the Palm?

"Super Handsome Speed, Soon Top Power" is apparently what most Asian's are thinking when riding a motorcyle.

"Band your Eyes on The Toys!" "You band them good!"

This scares the BuhJesus out of me....

Speaking of BuhJesus, Holy Crap. I hear the Lord really speaks through this book. He says, "Please kill this crazy bitch".

This enterprising inventor got around the Pez patent, by changing the familier flip top device into a strange broke-neck, side flinging candy nightmare. Thats all I got folks.

I was Right about the Bratz Dolls

I tried to warn everyone about those damn Bratz Dolls. I told everyone that they looked like tiny whores, and not to buy them for their daughters. Well, thanks to patience, and some hidden surveillance cameras, I have finally got the proof that I needed to launch an anti-Bratz campaign. I warn you, the following photos are disturbing:

This filthy man pulled up and solicited the miniature prostitute, who without hesitation jumped in his car.




I don't know how it made it to the street, but I suggest that if you have these things in your home, you get them out. Gather all their designer clothes, the cocktail bar, the rave dance floor, the pimp car, and the cocaine fueled jet plane, and throw it all out. Throw it out before your daughter starts saving up for stripper shoes.