A few days ago, I went to Walgreens to buy some crap. I got my crap and spotted a lime green fly swatter, and picked it up to buy. As I was making my way back to the register, I saw a bum standing in the isle, looking at me. I knew since I had already made eye contact that he would try to hit me up for change, and he started to approach. I suddenly made the solid choice to swat the shit out of him if he tried to stop me. I only had one real problem, and it wasn't moral fiber. It was that the swatter was to flimsy, and had no real weight. I knew it would be hard enough to be really funny, but not enough to leave a mark. I think he sensed it with his crack savvy, and turned away. So, if any one knows where you can buy a really big, maybe novelty size fly swatter, please let me know. A pest is a fucking pest.
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