Goody Goody Bum Drops!

Now here's a little ditty I have been working on for some time. This one comes from deep inside my warped mechanism, just for you. I have in fact, discovered a way to END chronic homelessness ( wow thats a lot of S's) in the very first year of my ten year reign. I call my equation "goody goody bum drops". First I shall compile a list of each cities most down trodden wretches. Only the ones who have been lost in the streets for at least five years. This way, I only effect the most truly deserving. The ones who have proven that they are REALLY in bad shape with no chance of EVER becoming productive again. I will erect a series of luxury shelters, warm and inviting. I will invite the chosen ones to come and retire to hobo heaven, and leave those other new homeless suckers to the hustle. And then, they will stroll inside and begin to soak in the opulence of the grand foyer, as the floor beneath them quickly falls away. After ten minutes of sloshing about in my various marinades, the heat comes on and slowly cooks away the delicious sauce. The massive hydrolic press lurches into position, and out pops a new "street people" only energy bar that I will call the "POWER TO THE PEOPLE!" bar. Now you know, crack heads cant eat THAT much crack head, so I want to use a little of that baked goodness to create a new dog biscuit called "Ho-Bones" to feed to stray dogs. And you know what happens once they get the taste for something!