Magoo ole’ boy, you’ve done it again! I think I may have killed two birds with one stone. You know, the only thing I hate more than seeing some ignorant ass turd strutting
around with a pit bull on a piece of chain they had cut at Walmart, is the God damn “Save the Breed” emails that I keep getting. That and bulletins posted on Myspace and
other such alleged social networking sites. You’ve seen them, the emailed slide show that is supposed to warm your heart with multiple shots of Pit puppies in shoes, and bath tubs,
playing with babies and all this. Now, let me start by saying that I do indeed know of Pit Bulls that are well raised, and quite lovable. However, for every dog that fits this description,
there are a couple thousand that are completely out of hand, and usually off the leash. I refer to these poor creatures as the “Great White of the Ghetto” or the idiots Pit Bull. You have seen
these guys, walking a twenty pound Pit pup with twenty pounds of weight around their neck. These sorry SOB’s will spend big cash on the dogs pimp chain, or even a chain and charm, but not
two dollars on a book about how to raise the damn thing. It makes me sick and I can’t even figure who to try to run over first. Home owners insurance has began shit-canning policies if they
find out you have one of this and a few other breeds in residence. That’s funny to me, that someone thinks these type jackasses own homes. So, without further ado, here’s the
solution. Permits. In order to own any one of the breeds that the insurance companies are trying to outlaw, including the Pit, the Doberman, German Sheppard, Chow, and lets not forget
the Rottweiler ( also known as the “Rock-Whilah”) you would be required to submit an explanation of why you require the services of such a breed. Then, you’d have to pass a state administered
exam to determine your knowledge of the selected breed, and training. Next, a code enforcement agent would go to your address and make sure you had suitable confine for the animal.
Finally, you would show proof of home owners or some other type liability insurance for the dog, in the event of an unavoidable accident. That’s it! You would then go down to the state regulated
breeder, not an open trunk in the Home Depot parking lot, and get your healthy puppy. The best way is rarely the easy way. I just feel like you should hold the owner responsible for the action
of the animal, within reason. I own a Jack Russel that I wouldn’t trust as far as I can kick it. So, I keep his ass locked up, or on the leash so he can’t destroy anything that I can’t afford to fix. There you are-
We found a way to save the breed, and the neighbors.
around with a pit bull on a piece of chain they had cut at Walmart, is the God damn “Save the Breed” emails that I keep getting. That and bulletins posted on Myspace and
other such alleged social networking sites. You’ve seen them, the emailed slide show that is supposed to warm your heart with multiple shots of Pit puppies in shoes, and bath tubs,
playing with babies and all this. Now, let me start by saying that I do indeed know of Pit Bulls that are well raised, and quite lovable. However, for every dog that fits this description,
there are a couple thousand that are completely out of hand, and usually off the leash. I refer to these poor creatures as the “Great White of the Ghetto” or the idiots Pit Bull. You have seen
these guys, walking a twenty pound Pit pup with twenty pounds of weight around their neck. These sorry SOB’s will spend big cash on the dogs pimp chain, or even a chain and charm, but not
two dollars on a book about how to raise the damn thing. It makes me sick and I can’t even figure who to try to run over first. Home owners insurance has began shit-canning policies if they
find out you have one of this and a few other breeds in residence. That’s funny to me, that someone thinks these type jackasses own homes. So, without further ado, here’s the
solution. Permits. In order to own any one of the breeds that the insurance companies are trying to outlaw, including the Pit, the Doberman, German Sheppard, Chow, and lets not forget
the Rottweiler ( also known as the “Rock-Whilah”) you would be required to submit an explanation of why you require the services of such a breed. Then, you’d have to pass a state administered
exam to determine your knowledge of the selected breed, and training. Next, a code enforcement agent would go to your address and make sure you had suitable confine for the animal.
Finally, you would show proof of home owners or some other type liability insurance for the dog, in the event of an unavoidable accident. That’s it! You would then go down to the state regulated
breeder, not an open trunk in the Home Depot parking lot, and get your healthy puppy. The best way is rarely the easy way. I just feel like you should hold the owner responsible for the action
of the animal, within reason. I own a Jack Russel that I wouldn’t trust as far as I can kick it. So, I keep his ass locked up, or on the leash so he can’t destroy anything that I can’t afford to fix. There you are-
We found a way to save the breed, and the neighbors.
Do they eat WIC cheese? I carry a bible in lieu of insher-ance cracker..I gots to go pay my car note. word.
ReplyDeleteI think your idea of having owners register and be approved to own pit bulls and other "red zone" types of dog's, one of the the best I've heard. I have seen,walking down the sidwalks, the low life's you describe, young black men with a barely out of puppyhood pit bull with thick heavy chains with padlock's around their necks with a rope being used for a leash. The last two I saw were underfed (the dogs not the owners) and pulling at the rope as if they are trying to run away. It makes me boiling mad and I have had to restrain myself from pulling my car over and giving those guy's a piece of my mind. As a middle aged white lady, I realize the futility of such an action and have decided instead, after reading your thoughts and knowing I am not alone in this, to write to my local county elected officials and see if I get an answer from any of them on the issue of licensing or registration for these breeds of dog's and the people who choose to have them...
ReplyDeleteIf I am attacked by someone's dog who pay's my medical bills? It's obvious that the owners of these dog's that are being trained to attack and hurt other dogs or people are not being required to have liability insurance to cover vet bills or hospital bills. Maybe the pro football players or rap singers who have been in the press lately for owning and funding dog fighting ventures would have the bucks to pay for the mauling of someones child or grandmother or a backyard pet but I am wondering who pay's for the attack's of roaming dog's that go bad. Everybody in those neighborhood's know who own's the dog's and can provide police with the identity, but what happen's next? Who pay's medical or worse, funeral bill's for these people or pet owners?
ReplyDeleteracist bitch...im a young black male.i walk my four month old pit bull puppy everyday with her chain on her neck not sucking the life out of her but instead building muscle and excersising her young body to where as when shes older shell have no problem moving around, she'll have strong bones.........next time you see one of us walking, hop out your car and speak your mind,dont be scared
ReplyDeleteWow-- we are indeed of the same mind. I live in a great family neighborhood that also has some rentals mixed in... and it seems more and more renters with pitbulls are popping up. Usually I see young men walking them on the requisite chain, other times their girlfriends trying to walk the dog but just getting dragged down the street, stopping to snarl or lunge at some poor kid who happens to ride by on his bike. It ticks me off that these folks don't give a rip how their dogs intimidate others... it's all about what they want and often, their image.
ReplyDeleteI wish there was a way to notify a property owner's insurance company of a pitbull living in the residence. Any ideas?
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