Something like Shabbot

Well, its Labor day, the holiday to celebrate the working man. I celebrate it like most folks- on my ass. Is this like Sh abbot? If any of my Hebrew Bro-hams care to help me out on this, please do. God Dammit Dude, I don't roll on Shabott!!!!! I'm sitting in front of the TV (total void) watching "Age of Love".I can feel my breakfast rising in my throat, as these shallow, soulless whores all compete to be the first one to be pumped and dumped by some fake ass "rich guy". I just watched as one of the hookers, or contestants as they are called, broke her leg trying to swim out to a yacht. I'm pretty sure that when a whore breaks their leg, like a horse, you are expected to put them down. I hope the producer does the right thing. It would be cruel to have this limping whore struggling to get around the dining area at Hooters. Its more humane to calm her down, and put her out of her misery. Say a few kind words about her life, then roll her in carpet and dump her by the railroad tracks. Then, in my perfect world, the producer, creator, and any person involved in making these kinds of "reality" shows would be rolled in their own little carpets, and laying next to her. Well, I got the Ghetto Bird flying over my street in the hood again, so I guess I will get up, violate Sh abbot, and go outside to see who died. Hollah-