What the hell has happened to the stripping industry? I was up at Burger King buying dinner tonight (I know, please kill me) and got behind a "dancer" in the drive through. It wasn't the big DANCER bumper sticker, or the plastic dancer on the stereo antenna that gave her away. It wasn't that she was that hot either. I knew as soon as I saw a hot-in-a-skanky-way chick in a rusted, piece of shit late eighties Chevy Cavalier, that this was the new breed of underachieving stripper. I remember when I was a lad, a stripper rarely left the house before dark. When you did catch one in the light of day, you KNEW this girl had skills. They always had a driver/bouncer/bodyguard type with them, and looked like a million bucks. Now, most have some Joe Dirt with them and look like twenty bucks. Or a nice black dude, and look like they owe you twenty bucks. They have no clothes, no jewelry, no chance. I know some of you got the inside on this, and you know who you are. I have a theory that its either the drug influence or the fact (?) that strippers now pay taxes on tips. I used to visit the girls at the Gold Club in Atl, and in those days, about nine years ago I think, there were a couple knocking down 300K or better a year. I'm a proud pimp to say not one dime of it was mine, you know how we roll. I need to go back up there and take a look. They used to have the girls limos in the back parking area, I bet it looks like a sale lot for used Dodge Neon's now. Where are the Pimps that kept these girls going? Don't they still have a Daddy to answer to? I think that meth is wearing the pimp hat now, that and the I.R.S.- You bitches ought to be ashamed.
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