I went back to which ever "mart" to finish the damn Christmas shopping. By shopping, I mean following my wife around wining because I don't have an Ipod. And looking and pointing at girls with big boobs, to my wife's dismay. And, for you, taking pictures to report on the strange and wonderful things my mind attempts to process each day. Not the boobs, though. We have enough boob pictures on the Internet. I found more creepy toys, and creepy toy pictures. I want to say again (did I write about this?) that even though most toys are made in the Asian countries, the photos of kids/parents are not. They know Americans would not buy toys with a picture of a nice Cambodian family playing with them. So, they go to places like the Ukraine, or others that I will not attempt to spell, and arrange the photos. That, to me, is funnier than the Cambodian family, because the Ukrainians (or whoever they are) try to look American. The first two shots are to highlight the fact that, in the Ukraine, they think ALL American boys have a crew cut. Or, whatever this strange "high and tight" cut is supposed to be. The rest are just freaky ass toys and stuff that I photographed. Enjoy!
In Amerika, all boy are having military style hair fixing. Top Quality!!
Is it just me, or is this a "posing seductively Santa" and why?
This "rocket" looks like one I saw in an adult store. It even has "soft tapered head"
This one says "hand gesture mold is a great gift for any friend or family member". I agree. You could mold just about ANY body part to send home to your wife or girlfriend!!
This pale, Eastern European mother and son just look wrong. I should have read the suggested age area of the box. It probably says "ages 2 to 18" Nasty.
The last is just another "White Christmas" toy. I just wonder how much longer that is going to go over, and why we can't just say, I'm dreaming of a Snowy Christmas?
No comments:
Post a Comment