One of the hardest things to do when your raising kids, is teaching the difference between a real shit bird, and someone just dressed to look like a shit bird. Well, you have nothing to worry about, because PlayMobile Inc. has started producing toys to do the job for you! Just playing with this new line will teach the kids, as they grow, what to look out for. Lets take a look; First, notice that the shit bird is handcuffed to Officer Friendly.
Next, notice that shit bird is covered with tattoos. I have tattoos myself, and some of the best people I have ever known do as well, but still, its kind of funny.
Lastly, notice that the shit bird is ready to wallop you with anything he can get his greasy hands on. NEVER turn your back on a shit bird. Thanks Playmobile. I would like to note here, that there was a time (in the eighties) that I dressed very much like this. I was thrown out of Six Flags over Georgia for dress code, as well as a Chucky Cheese Pizza (can you smell the urine?) restaurant. I was told that the restaurant was a "family place" and I was frightening the chirren'. The difference was......... fooled you! There WAS no difference. I WAS a shit bird. That is my point. If you dress like a shit bird, you will be treated as such, because you are wearing the uniform. If you dress like a pirate, you will probably say "Arrrrgh" before the end of the day. If you dress like a cowboy, you will probably yell "YEEHAA" before to long. You dress like a shit bird, you will probably wallop a cop with a giant flash light before the day is over, or at least, you will want too.
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