First, why do all cartoon characters eventually "go ghetto?" I mean, I know that Tweety bird and the gang stopped getting work long before I was even born, but Alvin and the Chipmunks? Here they are heading out to rob a liquor store. And they were doing so good!
Next is "Jam Pack Jam", the game where you time how fast you can pack a car trunk, then try to beat that time. I don't know who this one is aimed at, children of known fugitives, or children of Target's favorite customer- the obsessive compulsive. Don't get it? Then you don't have the disease.
This one claims, "Hear conversations up to thirty feet!" We had that device when I was young, we called it an eardrum. Dude, its thirty feet.


In the country, they have a device to help deal with dogs that are crippled, or too old to stand on their own- its called a bullet. This, on the other hand, is pretty sick.
Again, the old question. Who the hell is walking who?
The chocolate is way better. (WTF?)
Found it like this. I know my brother shops there, I suspected him the second I saw it.
"This one time, at band camp" I know, not funny.
Well, that's all I have. I have reserved a few more of the pet related pictures for a later story that I may title, "Stop being such a dog fucker". Till then, I'm out-
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I say we invent a pill that gives worms to people we don't like.
"What do you not understand? This is a pill, that gives worms to ex-girlfriends!" Brain Candy- Awesome.
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