Lets start with "Metro Kid"- This is just too damned easy. I saw the episode of Southpark where all THOSE kids went "Metro". Wow, life in the Ukraine must be tuff.
Again, too easy.
Strawberry Shortcake goes "ghetto". It is all good, Strawberry. Or, should I say "Skrawburry Shirtcake?"
Next, we have AUTOBIKE. Bear the Palm?
"Super Handsome Speed, Soon Top Power" is apparently what most Asian's are thinking when riding a motorcyle.
"Band your Eyes on The Toys!" "You band them good!"
This scares the BuhJesus out of me....
Speaking of BuhJesus, Holy Crap. I hear the Lord really speaks through this book. He says, "Please kill this crazy bitch".
This enterprising inventor got around the Pez patent, by changing the familier flip top device into a strange broke-neck, side flinging candy nightmare. Thats all I got folks.
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What about the Austrialian hair remover "Nads" The comercials use to say shit like, " I put Nads on my face" Idiots
"Apply directly to the forehead"
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