Calling all Racists

I'm calling every human on this planet a racist. Animals and fish are racists too. If anyone tells you they are not a racist, they are a filthy liar. Deep down, we all pull for our own team. Sometimes though, we get confused or even concerned for another race, and we step up to help out. Like defending a retarded kid on the playground from a pack of bullies, you just feel like you have to lend a hand from time to time. So, in the spirit of helping, I want to ask black folks if I can help out with something I thought they may be offended by. Have you ever noticed how almost every fried chicken commercial you see has a black dude dancing for the chicken? I used to laugh when KFC was doing it using that Sabian dude with the long dreads that was tap dancing while they showed a new chicken leg they were selling. Tap dancing. I shit you not. And just last night, I saw a NEW commercial for Popeye's with a baggy clothed "hip-hop" style sellout dancing for a chicken strip. I want to know why, when we are allegedly holding funerals for the N word in Detroit this week, we (and when I say we I mean you) are allowing this sort of Vaudeville Chicken George type shit to go down? I am ashamed of all of you black folks right now. Y'all need to hoot and holler about this. If you want me to go down there with you, I will.