Thursday, May 22, 2008

Do you know this face?


This horse-face tart is Mary Murphy. She is one of the "star" judges of "So you think you can dance" on whatever network. She started off as a judge, based on her expertise in the field of ballroom/competition dancing. She now carries the show based on her ability to fake laugh, and flash her giant, carrot gnawing horse teeth, none stop, for the duration of the painful ass show. Her voice makes me want to load a shotgun, and drive to the mall. I want her to star in my new show, that I will call "Do you think you could shut the fuck up?" set to air in my head, the next time I'm dreaming.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks like Rocky from the movie Mask.

Anonymous said...

Chris, I strongly agree with you on all counts except one. Instead of driving to the mall I would prefer to duct tape her loud mouth shut while she is on live TV and watch her "Squeal like a pig"! Now that would be funny. A. Kathy

C.L. Carter said...

Rocky- very wrong and very funny. No, she was in another movie you may remember- The Grinch