Im back, sorta.

Thought I would come back to the duck with some stupid product shots I have taken over the past few months. I have been down a bit, and not had an Internet connection due to being broke ass. If it pleases you to know, I am working tonight on a stolen connection. I will try to post regularly for a while, if I can. Thanks for coming back by- Chris

That's one NASTY juice box.

Yeah! String! (You CAN become a string expert!)

Please, sink to the bottom!

"This solar flashlight has not worked since the minute we walked in this cave!"

Date ball tells you who to date and when, even if you are six years old.

A lot of people "hooked up" with seventies songs. Some broke up.

The Irish Pubis is "open". Ewwwww

Is that a pagoda in your lap, or are you just happy to see me?

New flavor sensation from Sobe-

Good thing I sold the "bicycle built for two"

Dude, your dog is totally gay.

I can see this, being held on top of a tiny car, by tiny hands.

No comment.



"This remote control is broken, the train only seems to go to the left?"


"Careful Tommy, don't get your baseball pants dirty before the game!" (I don't know why that is funny to me........baseball pants.)

Unless you can afford the good shit.