I am a crappy text messenger. It takes me forever to get out one broken sentence, and by the time I do, I have been passed up by the entire conversation. I nearly wreck my truck, and most of the time just end up clearing the text, and making the call. I have noticed something about my phone, however, that really has me puzzled. Why is it that my Motorola Razor, when in text mode, knows words like "forsook" and "hitherto" but not simple words like "going" or "eating"? I have to tell it how to finish a four letter word (not a dirty word) but it can bust out with classical English? I am now intrigued, and want to know WHO programed my phone. Try this, because maybe it's just my Motorola- Try typing a simple sentence that you would likely say to a friend during the natural course of the day. Then type ANY line from the Old Testament. I bet you will have to finish more words for the simple, modern sentence than the Jesus said this, Moses said that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle-ball bat gobble-dee-gook. Let me know.
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