Hey, That was Easy!

I saw a sign today that advertised the purchase and installation of your very own swimming pool, following a credit check. I thought about all of the wonderful things you can own in this country, if your credit stacks up properly. It occured to me that this may be the answer to zero population growth! I propose every child born from here out (my own included) should be made clinicly sterile at birth. Tiny little vasectemies and tying little tubes. Later, once you have reached the voting/drinking/leasing/firearm purchasing age, you can (after securing a marriage license and husband or wife) begin to petition for pregnancy. This process will include a full credit check, full health insurance, and at least ten competant references. Now, im not saying the poor should not be able to have kids- oh, wait, that IS what im saying. But, just like going to the old car lot, you should be allowed only what YOU can afford. Also, in my world, we would hunt down any doctor that prescribed fertility drugs to some jackass that ALREADY has a kid or two, and then busts a kitten litter of six babies. I love to see these couples on TV, whining about how much help they now need from the community around them working in shifts to fix their little fuck up. You want to make six kids at once? Fine. But you have to round up six of your oldest relatives, and wack em. Got to make room in the world for them kids. If you have a problem with this idea, drive your ass up to Winn-Dixie around the first of the month and take a peek. Got to go, my baby needs milk.