Another Jackass hits the ground running-

Well folks, here we go. I would like tell about all the crazy events that have brought me to this day, but I'm out of beer, and tight of lip. I will take a minute to look around this new home, and when I get comfortable, the shit will indeed fly. I'm not big on the whole "free site" deal, because we all know that nothing really is, but it will do for now. Stand by for stinking, shocking, poorly lit truth as I know it, and thanks for stopping by, C.L. Carter-