Am I the only one that has the buh-jesus (yes, I changed the spelling) scared out of them every time the "E Harmony" commercial comes on?Lets just call a spade a spade- those people look fucked up. The only thing worse than the front view is their profile. They look alike beyond just a coincidence. That Mr. Roper looking spokesman is the devil, and the devil wants you to marry your sister, apparently. You cant force fate. Get out there and meet your mate the old fashion way, in a bar. Or in church if you are really desperate. Paying someone to hook you up is called prostitution. I'm going to start a service called E-Discord. I will pair you up with someone you will hate beyond belief. You will hate them so bad, they will look like you. You will hate the same shit, AND each other. I'm drunk.
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